Monthly Archives: June 2010

Don’t get shut out…get tickets NOW for the Freaky Tiki Throwdown July 10!

Swing your hula hips on over to San Jose Skate, 397 Blossom Hill Road, on Saturday, July 10th, for a Freaky Tiki Throwdown! The Silicon Valley Roller Girls will lei-the-smack-down on two fierce opponents: the KillaBytes will be facing the Angel City Rocket Queens (Los Angeles, CA), and the Dot.Kamikazes will be facing Treasure Valley (Idaho) Rollergirls. Doors open at 5:30 pm, with the KillaBytes at 6 pm and the Dot.Kamikazes starting at 8 pm. Come and show your support for your local derby girls by donning your green and black or your favorite luau wear.

Tickets will be online at Brown Paper Tickets. Online tickets are $13 for adults and $8 for kids. Paper tickets are also available for $15/adults and $10/kids at our sponsor locations: San Jose Skate, Ohana Board Shop, Psycho Donuts, Streetlight Records (Bascom location only), and Jack’s Bar & Lounge. Tickets at the door are $17 for adults and $12 for kids; babies in arms (two and under) are free.  We strongly advise purchasing tickets in advance as all of our home bouts this year have sold out. A portion of the proceeds from the bout will be donated to our featured charity, Silicon Valley Habitat for Humanity. As always, the bout will feature a beer garden (21+), a snack bar, a half-time show, raffle prizes, and more. An after-party (21+) will be held at Jack’s Bar & Lounge, 167 E. Taylor St., San Jose.

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Calling future derby girls…need to improve your skating skills?

Are you interested in improving your skating skills? Feel like you need more practice before derby boot camp? Get the basics down now to prepare yourself at the San Jose Skate Skills Clinic!

Skaters will improve:

• Basic skating skills
• Cross overs
• Starts
• Weaving
• Pacing
• Endurance

The dates and times for the clinic are as follows:

Wednesday, July 14th 6:30-8pm

Saturday, July 17th 5:30-7pm

Wednesday, July 21st 6:30-8pm

Saturday, July 24th 5:30-7pm

Saturday, July 31st 5:30-7pm

All ages welcome! Registration fee is $50, which includes skate rental. Helmets are required!

If you have questions or want to reserve a spot, send an email to skate4fun82@yahoo.com .

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Watch the Dot.Kamikazes LIVE on Derby News Network this weekend!

As SVRG moves up in the derby world and plays WFTDA challengers, we are getting more coverage from the derby media. The KillaBytes/Denver Bruising Altitude bout was covered by Derby News Network on June 12 (the link says Rat City/Denver but it starts with our bout), and now the Dots’ game versus Jet City’s Bellingham Roller Betties will be covered here this Saturday. They have a simultaneous interactive textcast, so you can ask questions or cheer SVRG on. Awesome!

…and while you’re there, thank them for the coverage by making a donation (follow that link or click “Contribute” on the front page)–they are totally DIY and are doing AMAZING things for roller derby, so they need your support!

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Silicon Valley Roller Girls at Left Coast Live, Friday, June 25

SVRG will be setting up a track and doing a roller derby demo at Left Coast Live on Friday night, June 25. LCL will be taking place June 21-26, with free panels and film screenings the first four days. On Friday and Saturday in downtown San Jose, streets between San Carlos and Reed (near 1st) will be closed down for the festival.

Admission for the Friday and Saturday evening concerts are $15 for an advanced purchase ticket (buy here)and $20 at the door each night. My favorite perk is that two-day student tickets are available for $20 (you must bring your student ID to the check-in kiosk).

SF Weekly calls the festival a “mini South by Southwest” because awesome bands like Yo La Tengo (yo la sigh!), OK Go, Neon Trees, and the Crash Kings will be playing throughout the weekend. In total, over 100 bands will be playing on 35 stages–check out the LCL  music player to hear more.

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Roller derby doc “Rolling Thunder” to air on KTEH June 21 @ 10 pm

The roller derby documentary “Rolling Thunder” will be airing on San Jose’s PBS station, KTEH, on June 21st at 10 pm. The doc is narrated/hosted by track announcer Don Drewry and features interviews with some of the original greats as well as legendary promoter Jerry Seltzer. Tune in and learn more about the history of our spectacular sport!

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WE MADE IT! It’s official: SVRG is now a WFTDA league!!!

After a lot of intense work, particularly by our current President, Zootown Throwdown, and our former president and current WFTDA liaison, Death by Dollface, the Silicon Valley Roller Girls are VERY proud to announce that after completing the apprentice program, we have been accepted as a league in the Women’s Flat-Track Derby Association.

To give you a more digestible parallel, this is like us getting accepted into the MLB or NFL. As a competitive sport, this opens a lot of doors for us. Because WFTDA teams are encouraged to play other WFTDA teams in sanctioned bouts, many higher-ranked teams will be seeking to play us in the future. Also, going forward, we will be eligible for WFTDA rankings as well as regional and national tournaments.

A big thanks to our very supportive derby sisters, especially our mentor league, the Oklahoma Victory Dolls and our personal helper/coordinator, Sally Strych9.

This is HUGE, derby fans! Congratulations to us!!

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Skater of the Month: Zootown Throwdown

Zootown Throwdown is the type of skater that exemplifies all the great things about roller derby. When she started, we affectionately referred to her as “Bambi” as we watched her learn to balance her long legs on skates. She was relentless, though, and soon using that long stride to push herself through double-digit jams. She’s already racked up two MVP awards this season for the KillaBytes (of which she is co-captain) and has started swingin’ and jamming on some Dot.Kamikaze rosters as well. In addition, she took over the incredibly tough job as our league President this year. Whew! And despite all that work, she loves derby so much that she capitalizes on her travel-heavy day job by using it as an opportunity to skate with leagues all around the country. If you’re lucky, there may be a Zoo in your town soon!

How did you get into roller derby?

An SVRG skater, Broken BabyDoll, saw my Montana license plate when I walked into a billiard hall after moving down here to CA and asked if I was from there. Turns out, our families know each other and we grew up in the same town. Somehow MT is so big, but soooo small. She invited me to a bout; I walked into the venue and immediately fell in love with the sport.

What kind of skating skills or athletic abilities did you have before starting derby?

I grew up with an athletic background in track, basketball, rock climbing, and golf, but the last time I strapped on skates was when I was 6.  I would pal around the block with my neighbor in our hot pink Barbie skates and pretended I knew how to brake by knee sliding into the grass at full speed. So with derby, I had start from scratch – took me almost 3 months to learn how to brake efficiently.

How did you derive your derby name?

I’m a third generation born and raised in Missoula, MT. The locals call it Zootown, so I had to tie in my roots somehow!

What is your primary position?

Jammer; I think mainly because I have a need for speed…and because I’m a hot mess when I block. When I first started skating, I was extremely intimidated by the position 4 blocker so jamming took me a little while to warm up to, but once I got over that fear, it became my favorite position. (Except during the practice when we do the “first jammer through the pack 5 times” drill…then I wish I were a blocker! )

Zoo jammin'. Photo: Jim Cottingham

What is your greatest strength as a skater?

I would like to think that my greatest strength as a skater is inspiring others. I keep a positive attitude; every time my skate hit the rink, I’m going 110%. I think when skaters step onto the rink with a negative attitude and half assing practice, they are wasting their time. So when I show up at practice, I leave my personal life off the rink and get my head in the game!

Who’s your biggest fan?

Rachel Keirnan, cutest little 9-year-old ever, came to watch us play against CCRD and ended up buying a SVRG shirt and getting ‘Zootown Throwdown’ printed on the back…then she had me autograph it in permanent marker. So. Awesome.

My boyfriend, family and friends are super supportive as well. On bout days, I receive texts from family members wishing me good luck, to not break a leg, and usually include the two words: kick ass. My family is so incredibly fantastic!

Which teammates do you work well with?

Being a jammer, I’m usually flyin’ solo. However, I receive a ton of great advice from my fellow long-legged gazelle-looking jammer, Smack Dahlia. She always gives me pointers in a positive sense like a big sister, instead of saying “you did this wrong, and you did that wrong,” etc. Having the same body type as me, she knows my strengths and weaknesses, so she’s been a great mentor for me.

What are you looking forward to the most this season?

What I’m most looking forward to this season is becoming an official WFTDA league so we can rank and compete nationally next season. Watch out ladies, SVRG is movin up!!!

What do you contribute to SVRG *off* the track?

I’m midway through my annual term as league President and I’m also the Co-Captain of the KillaBytes. It’s extremely time-consuming (kudos to all other presidents in the derby world) coordinating all aspects of the league. Within SVRG, we have a full Board of Directors, and over a dozen Committee Heads and Coordinators; without these league members (or my 24/7 synched crackberry), I wouldn’t be able to hold the presidential position because there’s SO MUCH going on. I’m an obsessive organizer and network like crazy (i.e., talk to strangers waaaaay too much). Derby is a sport that I have devoted my life to and I will never quit, so becoming president for me was bound to happen eventually; might as well be during my second year on skates! Someday, I want SVRG to be that league that other teams look at and idolize because A) we’re ranked #1 in the nation and B) we keep it classy and fun. I’m here to help this league grow and develop into a leading team in the derby nation and I’m just excited to be at the cusp of explosion for this amazing sport. Might be 2 years, 10 years or 50 years but this sport WILL blow up…and I’ll be there at the after party poppin’ the champagne cork the day we actually get paid to play.

How do you spend the non-derby part of your life?

Outside of derby, I LOVE being outdoors; nature brings me into a meditative state that makes me appreciate Living in the Now. I’m grateful for the opportunity to just sit on the beach with my boyfriend and freeze time by watching the ocean waves and catching my breath from life. I enjoy skiing, hiking, rock climbing, wake-boarding, surfing, everything. There isn’t an outdoor adventure I don’t enjoy.

What’s the one piece of advice you would give women interested in playing roller derby?

It’s intimidating to start playing derby because it’s overwhelming, physically straining, expensive, and time-consuming. When you first start, all you can think about is trying to NOT fall on your ass during your warm-up laps and thinking of excuses for why you can skip practice that night so you can give the quarter-sized blisters on your feet an extra day to heal. But coming from a girl would spent most of her time during the first 3 months with her booty touching the floor more times than not, it IS possible to excel in this sport, and that’s the amazing thing about it. If you put in the time and effort and get involved in the league, it’s guaranteed to pay off in some way or another.

What do you think is the best thing about derby?

It’s the only full-contact sport in the athletic world that women have claimed as their own. Enough said!

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Making it: Words from our newly minted SVRG interns

Among 16 SVRG recruits who recently passed bootcamp and their WFTDA skills test, we have four different women all drawn to one of the greatest sports of all time: ROLLER DERBY!  Here, we have we have a high school English teacher, a middle school teacher, a single mom, and a fire fighter who have written about the experiences that have drawn them to the sport. Read on to see what four pieces of “fresh meat” (i.e., skaters new to roller derby) have to say about their bootcamp experiences and accomplishments.


Squirrelly Brawler (left) with fellow bootcamper Sasha Degrader.

Squirrelly Brawler

Recently retired from competitive Muay Thai–a martial art where elbows, shins, knees and fists are used as weapons–I was feeling as though I had no outlet for my energy.  My bestest friend and fellow fight team member and I decided to go see “Whip It.” Being huge Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page fans, as well as thinking that anything where people got to fight was a good time, the movie seemed to be a perfect selection.  As soon as the derby scenes were on the screen, I turned to my friend and whispered, “I’m going to do that!” as simultaneously she whispered, “You should TOTALLY do that!” I went home, looked up the local derby leagues and found the Silicon Valley Roller Girls (SVRG) and the Santa Cruz Derby Girls (SCDG) leagues.  Both were currently recruiting, but since SVRG was closer and had a bootcamp coming up, I decided that this is where I would tryout.

Two weeks later, the Silicon Valley Roller Girls were having an open call for their next bootcamp.  I went in and immediately joined to be a part of the bootcamp.  I was hooked–not since getting to hit people in the ring had I felt so stoked!  I came to nearly every bootcamp training night and put my heart and soul into learning everything the coaches (Panda, LTO, & Aim) had to give. First, I wanted to skate as fast as I could and not fall down. This quickly changed to wanting to skate as fast I could, and when I fell down to get up as fast I could. All the bootcampers quickly came together in support of one another.  It was awesome to have women all working together for a common goal: to pass the WFTDA Minimum Skills test that was the culmination of our bootcamp experience. If we failed more than one skill, we failed the entire test!

After the test, those who passed got the news that we would become interns and start preparing to scrimmage.  We continued to push ourselves at a faster pace, trying to take it up a few notches. A few of us also had to work on a skill if we had failed one during the test– all the while dreaming of our derby names, sharing and figuring out who we were going to be when we were full-fledged derby girls.

Through this all, I have received endless support from all the people in my life, many proclaiming that they could totally picture me in derby: my family and best friends all asking me about my experience and helping me pick out names; my roommate’s cheers as I left for practice, “Knock someone out!”; and my boyfriend being just as stoked as I am during bouts and supporting me wholeheartedly as I strive to obtain another goal.

Now our time has come. We are motivated as well as bound together by our similar experiences in bootcamp and now as fresh meat.  I know that these women are going to encourage me, push me, and sometimes hit me (my favorite part!) into being the best roller derby girl I can be.  In turn I will do the same for them – especially the hitting part.

Brigid Fitch (left) blocks fellow bootcamper PoiZEN.

Brigid Fitch

Roller derby is contagious. I knew nothing about the sport until a friend of mine, who knows Kimfectious, invited me to go to Oakland and see a BADG bout.  When I got home I began to do some research on the internet- lo and behold there was a local team and they were recruiting new members!  I had been looking for a reason to get back

in shape and it seemed like derby would be a glamorous, social way to do that, completely opposite of my everyday role as a middle school teacher.  My recruitment meeting was in the summer at one of the exhibition bouts at Roosevelt Park and I was surprised and impressed by the DIY ethic of the organization and their commitment to community service.  It takes an incredibly dedicated group of people- skaters, coaches, referees, and NSO’s- to run a league and put on bouts and I wanted to be a part of that.

Once I started attending practice I was blown away by the coaches; they were tough but they had encouragement for everybody and helped us all believe that we could do it, even though when I started I couldn’t manage a crossover to save my life.  I loved skating with a group of women I probably never would have met otherwise and becoming close to them through our shared goal of becoming a member of SVRG.  I showed up for practice ready to do endless knee bails and skate with my hands on my ankles because every week I saw myself getting a little better. It was a crushing blow to go through all eight weeks of boot camp only to fall during the second night of testing and sprain my MCL- an injury with a six-month healing time.  As frustrated and disappointed as I was, getting hurt did do something positive: it made me realize how important roller derby had become to me.  This was not something I was giving up easily!  I lucked out and got a great physical therapist that worked with me to beat the clock so I could be ready for the next round of bootcamp, just ten weeks away.

Determined to make this happen, I came back and joined another boot camp that was almost three times as large as the last one and decidedly more rigorous. Gone were any ideas about being a ‘glamorous’ roller derby queen.  I just wanted to be a part of the league. Once again I enjoyed the camaraderie of skating with a diverse and powerful group of women.  Boot campers shouted encouragement to each other no matter how long it took to get the drill done.  Veteran skaters were always ready with an equipment tip or help with a skill.  The coaches didn’t give up on me when I struggled because of my knee and my lack of conditioning after two months on the couch.  Most importantly, I didn’t give up on myself even on nights where I felt every one of my thirty-eight years.  My desire to be a part of this incredible league outweighed any discomfort and self-doubt and I am immeasurably proud to be able to say, “I skate with the Silicon Valley Roller Girls.”

Raci Nikkers

Raci Nikkers

My derby bootcamp experience can be summed up as the most awesome, rad, incredible, exhilarating, and amazing time of my life.

My interest came from The Kansas City Bomber as played by Raquel Welch. Hot! I wanted to become her, a hot roller derby queen. I have never been athletic, but skating has always been a fun activity. Why not go for it?

Sure I was intimidated at first. The league members can be tough on fresh meat, but you realize that it’s all for your benefit. And they are not as scary as they seem once you get to know them.The bootcamp girls created a bond that I  have never known. We all went through sprains, aches, blood, sweat, and tears together. And honestly, I don’t really like girls. Come to find out that was the very thing most of us had in common.

The motivation: a single mom finds roller derby and falls in love. I want to show my little girl that you can accomplish anything if you put heart and soul into it. And why not be an example of awesome girl power?!

That’s my story.

Jema (derby name TBA)

Fire Academy or Roller Derby Boot Camp…

It was on the counter at Phillz Coffee, a 3X5 card with SVRG recruiting information.  I love a challenge so I dared myself to check it out.  How hard could it be, right?  Skate in a circle and run into people.  I passed the fire academy, this should be cake.  Next thing I knew, I was renting quad roller skates and stumbling around the old Aloha Roller Rink, (now SJ Skate) where I skated as a kid during my elementary school years.  I felt like a two-year-old learning to walk and spent more time on my backside than I did on my wheels.  After watching the girls practice and getting a taste of it myself, I realized this would be no cake walk, and I would need to work hard.

I signed up for the boot camp, bought my first pair of derby skates, and hit the rink every chance I had.  Coach LTO says, “All skating makes you a better skater.”  I listened, and when bootcamp started, I felt like I was getting my skate legs.  Eight weeks of bootcamp twice a week was challenging and awesome.  Our coaches were tough but loving, and I met some incredible women.  We were expected to listen, learn the rules, skate hard, and have respect for others, all with a smile.  There would be no quitting in derby.

Having so much fun with my new hobby, and learning more about the game of derby, I was determined to make it.  I put everything I had into those practices.  I skated as hard as I could, learned how to fall, and loved every minute of it.  All of the girls in my boot camp class came together during those weeks and we pushed each other to skate faster and get lower.  Coach Aim De Kill’s constant inspiration was priceless: “Are you low?”  Some days were tougher than others and some drills rougher as well.  Though we were considered fresh meat, the SVRG league members were always helpful and supportive.

I appreciate those who practiced with us and gave us individual pointers.  I feel like I have come together with these women as a team and would do just about anything for them.  The culture in SVRG is to do your best, and help others do the same.  I love this league.  I am proud and excited to finally be a real Silicon Valley Roller Girl!  Thank you to all the girls and especially our coaches: Panda, Aim, and Denny.  As a firefighter, I have a brotherhood and a “fire family.” As a roller girl, I now have a sisterhood and a “derby family.”

Closing

In conclusion, we skate, talk about equipment, and have learned that regardless of our backgrounds, we have one thing that is binding us together: roller derby! We are creating a derby family by supporting, cheering, and pushing one another to be the best we can possibly be. We are stronger together than we are separately.


Squirrelly Brawler

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SVRG spends a productive evening at RAFT

The SVRG crew at RAFT

By Spankin’ Firecracker

On Thursday, June 3rd, several members of the Silicon Valley Roller Girls volunteered at the Resource Area for Teachers in Sunnyvale. SVRG had a great time sorting school supplies. From wildly wacky children’s stories to deliciously attractive stickers, the team had their hands full of fun. While some of the girls sorted books, others made sticker stacks, butterfly packets, and box patterns. It was a very productive evening! The sorted, processed, and packaged materials are shipped to the RAFT store, where products can be bought by teachers at extreme bargins. For example, a teacher can purchase 12-15 books for their classroom for only 25 cents–what a deal! Having helped out at RAFT several times, we are looking forward to the next opportunity.

Jema (left), Krashonista (middle), Latin Crippler, and Postal Servix cut stickers.

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Tickets now on sale for SVRG’s Freaky Tiki Throwdown July 10

Swing your hula hips on over to San Jose Skate, 397 Blossom Hill Road, on Saturday, July 10th, for a Freaky Tiki Throwdown! The Silicon Valley Roller Girls will lei-the-smack-down on two fierce opponents: the KillaBytes will be facing the Angel City Rocket Queens (Los Angeles, CA), and the Dot.Kamikazes will be facing Treasure Valley (Idaho) Rollergirls. Doors open at 5:30 pm, with the KillaBytes at 6 pm and the Dot.Kamikazes starting at 8 pm. Come and show your support for your local derby girls by donning your green and black or your favorite luau wear.

Tickets will be online at Brown Paper Tickets. The first 100 tickets will be available at $10 for adults; after those sell out, online tickets will be $13 for adults and $8 for kids. Paper tickets are also available for $15/adults and $10/kids at our sponsor locations: San Jose Skate, Ohana Board Shop, Psycho Donuts, Streetlight Records (Bascom location only), and Jack’s Bar & Lounge. Tickets at the door are $17 for adults and $12 for kids; babies in arms (two and under) are free.  We strongly advise purchasing tickets in advance as all of our home bouts this year have sold out. A portion of the proceeds from the bout will be donated to our featured charity, Silicon Valley Habitat for Humanity. As always, the bout will feature a beer garden (21+), a snack bar, a half-time show, raffle prizes, and more. An after-party (21+) will be held at Jack’s Bar & Lounge, 167 E. Taylor St., San Jose.

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